Prototypical non-conformist
carcrashlove:

Same. Always.

carcrashlove:

Same. Always.

scissor-happy:

i wish someone looked at me the way my cat looks at beef jerky

My cat loves beef jerky too!

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

Gene Belcher - Feminist

thewilliambeckett:

Holy shnikies. I justly may have to go to this. #jimmyeatworld

I’m so excited for it!

thewilliambeckett:

Holy shnikies. I justly may have to go to this. #jimmyeatworld

I’m so excited for it!

scissor-happy:

Couldn’t be more true.

scissor-happy:

Couldn’t be more true.

Sexuality: Robert Smith breathing heavily

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.