Prototypical non-conformist

kittenkhaleeesi:

literally every post I’ve ever seen that had an added commentary of “SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!” is always 100% garbage. just a total fucking trash post.

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

My mom used to cal me my aunt’s name a lot. And she calls my husband Zach and my brother in law Jason. She doesn’t even know anyone with those names.

best-of-imgur:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

thetinylittlegirl:

Today

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!!

that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!

rowshark:

Cereal Killers trading cards from Joe Simko part 1

THAT’S why he was so good dancing to Aaliyah