literally every post I’ve ever seen that had an added commentary of “SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!” is always 100% garbage. just a total fucking trash post.
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
My mom used to cal me my aunt’s name a lot. And she calls my husband Zach and my brother in law Jason. She doesn’t even know anyone with those names.
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!!
that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!
Cereal Killers trading cards from Joe Simko part 1